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Laugh Corner "Out of the Mouths of Babes"

 Not Quite What I Was Asking:
        Trying to obtain important information on emergency telephone calls is not always easy.  A nervous first-time mother called about her two-year old:
"Hi, I’m calling about my child, who has a fever of 104 degrees."
"OK.  How did you take the temperature?"
"How do you think!?  I was very upset!"
"Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.  After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier."
- Angela Martin, AGE 11
 
"Never blow in a cat's ear because if you do, usually after three or four times, they will bite your lips!  And they don't let go for at least a minute."
- Lisa Coburn, AGE 9

 

 

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